you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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