well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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