I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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