We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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