That's intense
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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