I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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