Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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