Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
