sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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