do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
You smell like stripper and shame
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
