You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just gargled with NyQuil
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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