I have demons in me.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
