she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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