Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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