But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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