I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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