You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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