who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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