Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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