my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
