she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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