normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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