Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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