I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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