im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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