So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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