In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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