the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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