My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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