kristin has been a bad kristin
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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