Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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