Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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