I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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