ya dads aren't the best wingmen
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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