this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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