New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
