So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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