Well apparently he's into motor boating.
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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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