I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Your shirt... Was in my pants
he just fucked me for my cheese..
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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