Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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