I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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