Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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