Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
they need to just BURY HIM!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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