Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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