I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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