Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
Hippo gnu deer
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".