I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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