I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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