Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my sisters under your porch take her home
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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