Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Randomize
