it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize