didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
