The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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