why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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