Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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