i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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