I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
